Monty by Jim Meddick for September 10, 2019

Why did I see that coming? Old plot idea maybe?

Monty’s friends only stay his friends to see what idiot lunacy comes next.

If there was free beer being offered I’m sure Moonglow’s regular pals would be there ready to party.

Well, I’m here now, drink up

PREMATURE AGING!

They seem nice.

Two birthdays for the price of one, and they are both free.

Flowers on his shirt changed colors.

I once threw a party for my then-girlfriend on the occasion of her ⅓-century birthday, which (obviously) occurred 4 months after her 33rd, so she never saw it coming. Truly a surprise!

Just call it an “unbirthday”.

My workplace had a slight confusion once because of different ways dates are listed across the world. Does 2/9 mean Feb 9th or Sep 2nd?

We were told there was going to be cake…

OK, come on… Monty and Moondog have been friends for years. They hang out all the time. How could Monty possibly be that far off on the date of his best friend’s birthday? And all for the sake of one of the oldest sitcom “twists”…? Ugh.

Well, this is just a practice run, it give you time to make some friends.

Now it all makes sense. In a Monty kind of way.

Joey and Nancy are wondering where the key bowl is.

Even the zombie could not find time to DROP BY.

Monty flubs again! Poor Moonie! Poor Joey and Nancy!

What a revoltin’ development this turned out to be!

There’s probably beer in it.