Our german shepherd had a very healthy diet and rarely farted. He had fresh meat and vegies daily. But when he did fart … it was so foul even he left the room, lol. It was sickening.
Had a roommate that brought home a puppy. But, she had gotten canned of cat food instead of Puppy Chow. She fed the dog and went to class. When we got home, the puppy had gas so bad we had to leave the windows open for hours with fans blowing the stench out. Even our neighbors complained.
Not that anyone who reads this comic would go there but yes, I know Pirates were not cute, romantic figures. I could say more of their doings but won’t, just heading off those who would. Have had a few folks in past years who felt the need to point it out to me with deep disapproval of the day.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
It’s okay Chip, today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, let Louie say it!
(not to mention those asterisks invite the rest of the crew to insert words you may not have been thinking of..)
YARRRRRR, crew!!
Rodeo Boy almost 5 years ago
Could not help but think of the book “Fart Proudly” when I read this strip. :-)
roaming26-37 almost 5 years ago
Our german shepherd had a very healthy diet and rarely farted. He had fresh meat and vegies daily. But when he did fart … it was so foul even he left the room, lol. It was sickening.
Barbara A Hart Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Louis is correct. His farts are continual, not constant, by definition.
Smokie almost 5 years ago
Had a roommate that brought home a puppy. But, she had gotten canned of cat food instead of Puppy Chow. She fed the dog and went to class. When we got home, the puppy had gas so bad we had to leave the windows open for hours with fans blowing the stench out. Even our neighbors complained.
judirapelje almost 5 years ago
My black lab once got into a pot of spicy black bean soup I had cooling outside…ate about half of it. Need I say more!!!!
Durandal_1707 almost 5 years ago
Judging from the asterisked word, I guess Louie hasn’t been neutered.
Thehag almost 5 years ago
Arrrrgh! Shiver me timbers it’s September 19th- International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
Not that anyone who reads this comic would go there but yes, I know Pirates were not cute, romantic figures. I could say more of their doings but won’t, just heading off those who would. Have had a few folks in past years who felt the need to point it out to me with deep disapproval of the day.
FestoNrwlk almost 5 years ago
Well this is certainly wind-breaking titter tat today
d.avers almost 5 years ago
You could see his butthole open up, actually!
instigator20 almost 5 years ago
Good Morning CrewIts Talk like a Pirate Day !Ye can swab the poop deck, but ye can’t poop on the swab deck.Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
newyorkslim almost 5 years ago
my least favorite topic
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Good afternoon Crew!
rodjen1 almost 5 years ago
Apparently, Chip forgot how to spell farts.
capkidd almost 5 years ago
As my granny said….there’s more room out than in.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sweetheart’s are the worst!
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I like a fluffy pillow, not a pillow that fluffs! Ahoy, me Maties! Shiver me timbers.
rgcviper almost 5 years ago
This one reminds me of the fairly recent Fox TV show The Last Man on Earth. In it, the main character Phil, when upset, often said, “Ohhhh, f***s.”
Good Evening, Crew.
Rodeo Boy almost 5 years ago
I once put liver in a crock pot, went to work and when I got home the whole apartment stunk of liver!