Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2019

He’s standing in front of the space ship!!

Aliens without noses, what’s the point, and I don’t mean the finger either.

it’ll be the first intelligent words they hear……

And this was the beginning of the end of the human species.

an then interplanetary warfare commenced

Wonderful methane fuel cells

And thus began the intergalactic war that resulted in the destruction of Earth.

actually this is how anal probing started

Read Cleo and Company on Sherpa ~~ it goes perfectly with this one.

Hopefully they’ve shut down the thrusters first…

Aliens had better hope that they don’t land in the Hateful States of Amerika. Not white, not Christian, not welcome. Unless, of course, they’re carrying a supply of clean coal.

No thanks. We just passed through the Horse End Nebula.

The Geneva convention outlawed chemical attacks.

Hey! Come on everyone!

We need to get to the bottom of this.

When she was about 3, my son told my granddaughter to pull his finger, with the expected result. She immediately told him “Now you pull my finger, daddy.” He did and she responded loud, long and juicy. Turns out that gassing pass on demand was one of her talents. Fortunately, with age came wisdom.

This is not going to end well.

That must be a concept that’s alien to them.