“If you put that stuff on it, you might want me to eat it!”
It makes such a pretty pattern on the tablecloth, that’s why!
“I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count.”
He didn’t touch it. The plate itself jumped to one side, out of terror.
Just a knee-jerk self-preservation action.
An excellent example of what man has to do to survive.
It looks like sh…, it moves like sh…, it splashes like sh…, so I thought the only appropriate plate form for it was a toilet-bowl shaped one.
Looks like SLOP TO ME….
to avert a different disaster
“I was lookin for my dentures under the plate!” ;o]
Gonna roll it up with the napkin and make one of those Mexican things
Now THERE’s a solution I never thought of.
Just pour it into a large mug.
Slop good.
“Give me a few weeks to get hungry enough. And why is it eating through the table?”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Adiraiju about 5 years ago
“If you put that stuff on it, you might want me to eat it!”
garcoa about 5 years ago
It makes such a pretty pattern on the tablecloth, that’s why!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
“I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count.”
dlasher about 5 years ago
He didn’t touch it. The plate itself jumped to one side, out of terror.
whahoppened about 5 years ago
Just a knee-jerk self-preservation action.
rshive about 5 years ago
An excellent example of what man has to do to survive.
UlfPeterLangenbach about 5 years ago
It looks like sh…, it moves like sh…, it splashes like sh…, so I thought the only appropriate plate form for it was a toilet-bowl shaped one.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Looks like SLOP TO ME….
sandpiper about 5 years ago
to avert a different disaster
joefearsnothing about 5 years ago
“I was lookin for my dentures under the plate!” ;o]
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
Gonna roll it up with the napkin and make one of those Mexican things
Tentoes about 5 years ago
Now THERE’s a solution I never thought of.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Just pour it into a large mug.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Slop good.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
“Give me a few weeks to get hungry enough. And why is it eating through the table?”