“If you put that stuff on it, you might want me to eat it!”
It makes such a pretty pattern on the tablecloth, that’s why!
“I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count.”
He didn’t touch it. The plate itself jumped to one side, out of terror.
Just a knee-jerk self-preservation action.
An excellent example of what man has to do to survive.
It looks like sh…, it moves like sh…, it splashes like sh…, so I thought the only appropriate plate form for it was a toilet-bowl shaped one.
Looks like SLOP TO ME….
to avert a different disaster
“I was lookin for my dentures under the plate!” ;o]
Gonna roll it up with the napkin and make one of those Mexican things
Now THERE’s a solution I never thought of.
Just pour it into a large mug.
Slop good.
“Give me a few weeks to get hungry enough. And why is it eating through the table?”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
“If you put that stuff on it, you might want me to eat it!”
garcoa over 5 years ago
It makes such a pretty pattern on the tablecloth, that’s why!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I’ll give you three guesses. The first two don’t count.”
dlasher over 5 years ago
He didn’t touch it. The plate itself jumped to one side, out of terror.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Just a knee-jerk self-preservation action.
rshive over 5 years ago
An excellent example of what man has to do to survive.
UlfPeterLangenbach over 5 years ago
It looks like sh…, it moves like sh…, it splashes like sh…, so I thought the only appropriate plate form for it was a toilet-bowl shaped one.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Looks like SLOP TO ME….
sandpiper over 5 years ago
to avert a different disaster
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
“I was lookin for my dentures under the plate!” ;o]
Alberta Oil over 5 years ago
Gonna roll it up with the napkin and make one of those Mexican things
Tentoes over 5 years ago
Now THERE’s a solution I never thought of.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just pour it into a large mug.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Slop good.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 5 years ago
“Give me a few weeks to get hungry enough. And why is it eating through the table?”