Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 17, 2019

Looks dangerous.

He could be speaking at an octave higher.

Nothing is scarier than the Swiss Army’s full-frontal charge.

With expected change of voice.

He seems unusually calm for someone nearly gelded.

The Vasectomy model.

Getting the cork screw out is going to be tricky…..LOL

better than blowing out your femoral artery

And yes, I am happy to see you.

I do need to keep it unloaded until I get the safety fixed.

Harm can come to a young lad like that!

Shouldn’t there be a big wet red spot?

What a tool!

“Missed it by that much”…

Is that a Swiss army knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

In 1982 I gave Swiss Army knives to my groomsmen in our wedding. 30 years later my son didn’t think that was a good idea for his wedding.

Now he is an eunuch. The wife doesn’t seem upset.

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while! Glad I don’t carry a Swiss Army Knife!!

“….The first cut is the deepest…”