Close to Home by John McPherson for February 23, 2011

Or your non-stop local news channel.

There’s already Fearnet.

The fact that this already exists does nothing to make me feel better about our country.

we already have it.

CNN International News ~~~

FlyGuyP38 said, about 8 hours ago:

AKA Spike TV.

I don’t think so. Spike throws in the occasional “T&A,” just to kind of break things up…

Don’t give them any ideas.

Come on now! You’re just going to make all those wonderfully courageous dudes on “Smackdown” feel bad about themselves.

TruTV?

Now that’s TV.

An Itchy & Scratchy Channel would be great…

PBS!

One of our Dish channels is CHILR that is all weird SciFi and Freddy Nightmare stuff 24-7.

ESPN?

Awesome. It’s about time.

Awesome! Where can I sign up to get it?

:-P

Oh, wait. I have windows in my house. I’m good.