Monty by Jim Meddick for September 17, 2019

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    “Good test to see if your back is OK now….Get it yourself.”

    Oops. Bad choice. He’d make it to the beer even if he had both legs chewed off by a bear.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    If you want beer, wouldn’t that be doing you a liquid rather than a solid? And will you ask him to do you a vapor later?

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Saw a guy on the internet using a glass table to let him lie on his back and watch a video on a tablet.

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    brain Les  about 5 years ago

    “could you do me a ‘solid’”? is that the new slang for a ‘favor’???

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    MRBLUESKY529  about 5 years ago

    If you drink beer, eventually you’re going to need to get up and …..You know you only rent it?

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    Snoots  about 5 years ago

    Before long he’s also going to need arm props.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    If you are there long enough, drinking beer, you’ll be hitting the ’I’ve fallen and can’t get up’ button.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    I am thankful that Pilsner speaks proper, grammatical English saying “lie there” rather than the all-too-common erroneous phrase. Moondog just needs time to heal. And a beer.

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