Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 17, 2019

Thanks to the malware, he’s now a dinotsar, comrade.

Nothing surgery can’t solve these days.

Lol

Recycle cartoon gag app well used.

I didn’t know you could set that app to 100 million years!

I have a beak now?

The evangelists want a word with you Mr. Parisi.

it says aging, not evolving. Shouldn’t it be a can of oil?

Don’t want to quibble, but isn’t that the wrong dinosaur? I thought it was a pterodactyl they descended from.

Dear Chicxulub event, thank you. Instead of pooping out our ancient ancestors, they are pooping on us.