Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2019

" Twinkie, Twinkie, little star,How I wonder what you are. "

I refuse to eat anything with a shorter half-life than it’s shelf-life…

This isn’t true. I’ve had stale Twinkies.

And I guess we’re doing this joke ALL week?

Shelf life of 26 to 45 days, depending on the recipe.

In a core drilling of NY landfill, they brought up a Twinky. They said, except for the color, it looked ready to eat(!)

Certainly took long enough to reach the punchline….

I’ve seen chocolate-covered, peanut butter Twinkies and of course, for the next 45 days – Pumpkin Spice Twinkies.

Could also be a Peep.

Dove soap..mold inhibitor.

Tomorrow:

The Appalachian Appaloosa App.

Mark just horsing around and making a big pile of…..

LOL !!

ewwww

Same thing with a Big Mac.

How about the “aging” app of Dorian Grey?

Or Merlin, who went through life getting younger instead of older?

Can’t happen. It’s the law! The second law of thermodynamics.

another Twinkie strip, check out the one yesterday for Pop Culture Shock Therapy

years ago my husband and son were making up bear bait for hunting and they used Twinkies because they never ever spoil. I stopped considering them as food right then!

This took a different turn then we were thinking yesterday.

This is funny and creative. Especially today’s twinkie …

Appropriate.

You made me LOL, Mark. Great one.

It’s simple, really… if you don’t like the company, talk to the Hostess.