Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2019

And so is everything else in the garden, apparently.

In order to save the garden, you had to burn the garden?

Scorched Earth policy

Unfortunately necessary given the persistence of the weeds.

So the solution to persistent, perennial weeds is a short sharp "Dracrays"… http://gph.is/PibMEF

Blanche, look at it as a new beginning.

They’ll be back. They ALWAYS come back….usually with reinforcements.

That’s my style of lawn care :(

Been there, done that, weeds gone. Added bonus, didn’t have to mow for 6 weeks.

Why is Wiz wearing a shirt and no pants, but his wife is wearing a dress that goes down below her knees ? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? I wore a shirt like that once, and my significant other advised me not to bend over or raise my arms.

Wiz, you’re such a blast!

This has actually happened in the Everglades. Invasives like melaleucca are so overwhelming that only a literal scorched-earth policy seems to work.

Wish that worked in Florida. . .

Still healthier than using Roundup…

This probably started with “Hey, y’all. Hold my beer.”

“…and the grass and the flowers and the bushes and the sycamore tree and several tons of soil and the rooster and…”

I would actually pay him to do that to my Bermuda grass.

The wizard has used a bit more force required in the spell exposing the base of the house.

I got some hackberry trees that need to be taken out.