Strange Brew by John Deering for September 17, 2019

I guess they’re rating it on Yelp – nobody seems to be Instagramming the chow.

Hey Cookie, what’s the Wifi password?

Hah, Tex! The herd gave more likes than they gave you.

And five minutes later, they’re all jerking off behind a tree.

Wow. You guys are fanatics! I said let’s do some apple pie !!!

They’re tweeting there disgust at the state of the food, campfire and person next to them.

The scene from “Blazing Saddles II”

Gabby Hayes waiting his turn ……RIP

“Let me pull up my harmonica app…”

Oh, give me a home / where devices may roam / and the phones snd the tablets go play / Where seldom is seen / An unencrypted meme / And the battery lasts the whole day.

BOGO special on Skoal wintergreen chewin tobacco.

Checking the ingredients of Cookie’s chuck wagon stew.

Laptops at the OK Corral…

T-Mobile never works more than 5 miles off of the interstate.

They have reception out there? What carrier are they using?!

Flame wars on the range.

“Hey, anybody watching the cattle?”

Oh give me a home

Where I’m not charged when I roam

Where the deer and the antelope play

Where seldom is heard a discouraging word

But you can read them on Facebook all day.

Put them in a circle of ATVs and you’ve got modern cowpokes!

It is a hot spot.

I always thought they sang campfire songs.