Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 29, 2020

Just be very careful where you plug that toaster in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADCgloB0wko

…and Marjorie set it on “extra dark” to make sure the toast was as hard as rocks.

I see Howard untied himself from the front yard. No wonder he feels unstable, what with Marjorie chucking toast at him every five minutes.

That’s some pop-up mechanism! Are there sights on that toaster? What caliber is that toast???

“Oh golly, Howard, there must be something wrong with the toaster.”

I’ll bet that toaster fires pumpernickel!

Earlier, he not understood what she meant when she said, “Howard, I’m going to toast you until you scream!”

It’s not over until it’s over.

This comic made me laugh out loud. Does that make me a bad person?

Or is it all that other stuff?

I tried to warn Howard, I did.

“One more little dig at Marjorie over those broken egg yolks….

Tell her one more time how you want your bacon…

Marjorie is a crusty sort. There was a 3 day waiting period before she could buy that model toaster.

Reminds me of Two and a Half Men…Alan got hit in the eye, twice with flying toast….

Allow me to propose a toast! No, make that a pair of toast!

Be glad it’s not a four slice!

“A Toast!”

~F. N. Furter

“Toast is freakin’ fried!”

“Take it frontally, fathead!”

Marjorie is very sensitive to her weight so Howard blew it this morning when he inquired if she was up few pounds. A classic mistake men frequently make.

I actually laughed out loud at this one, something I rarely do sitting here aaaaaaaall alone, having my little breakfast at the computer.

We all know the buttered side falls down. But which side hits Howard?

Lmao

If it don’t bounce back, you go hungry

This brings toasting someone to a new level.