Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 12, 2021

Stewart’s life is a series of thrills and hospitals.

Is Stewart, by any chance, a “performance artist?” They get old too, just like the rest of us. So Stewart looks like, well, … Stewart. Or is Stewart another sort of bellwether for us hoi polloi? i.e. If you want to know how the winds of change are blowing, go see Stewart.

Maybe he’s reliving his teenaged years.

Stewart also lives on Ballard Blvd. Lived….services are Thursday at Ballard Funeral Parlor and Lawn Mower Repair.

Stew’s on a Chariot in Plato’s Cave.

C’mon Stewart, rip those chocks out! Mind that steep hill going down just past your driveway!

Some do it with blindfolds, others with eyes wide shut.

I want to know what’s in Stewart’s pocket. Knowing Stewart, I’m guessing it’s a slice of bacon.

I’m very impressed with that well thought through contraption!

Chocks away!!!

Stewart is far too controlled to mirror life.

Stewart needs to get on the wagon, so he won’t be getting on the wagon.

Except for the blindfold, looks like fun!

After Stewart rolls out his driveway, off the curb, and down the street miraculously avoiding traffic, he ends up at the cul de sac and off into that vacant lot to land gracefully in Mrs. Van’s aspidistras. Well done Stewart!

Stewart just loves being blind sided!

This is why he’s not allowed wheels of any kind.

Stewart’s been watching too many TV shows like FailArmy.. but to his credit, it is a fine design and could take first place.

But that’s not a handbasket!

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

What he’s doing isn’t nearly stupid enough.

I’ve been told that this cartoon is supposed to be off -limits for political comments. When I read it my first reaction was: Uh oh…!

Hold my beer and watch this.

Stewart belongs on America’s Funniest Videos.