Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 05, 2021

Wilma isn’t impressed.

His eyes are clear, but the rest of him is wet. But as someone who is blind without her glasses, that’s always been my strategy, too. Just not with such excellent wipers. I wonder if I can find them at one of the shops. I think I’ll ask Susan.

Those won’t be very effective in the bathroom.

Oh lord, you don’t want to know about snowy days.

Red Green: “If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Todd likes to pretend he’s a 1958 Buick. Especially when it rains.

On Ladies Night, he moonlights as a fan dancer at the Ballard Street Burlesque Club and Bingo Emporium.

He has the dexterity of Edward Scissorhands.

Kinda goofy

Wow, if side-eye could kill…

Todd is odd…

This would make sense on one of those transparent umbrellas.

Won’t find any moss growing on Todd.. He’s the envy of all his neighbours with his inventions.

Todd has more of a problem defogging (himself, that is).

Oddly enough, the wipers appear to be actually working.

Umm…what’s Todd wiping? Or is that a question I shouldn’t ask?

Whoa, mistook those for tassels on first glance.