Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 03, 2021

If his head and face are where I think they are, he may drown. Call the Sheriff!

Murray, Murray, Murray, I don’t care how bad you need to go, you have to get off of the bike first.

At least he can pee while he is waiting to be rescued.

EWWWWWWWWWWW

Murry faces the fact that S**t happens!

Was this accident preceded by another potential accident that he was afraid that he was about to have? And did this accident trigger the other potential accident to happen anyway? (At least he made it to the porta potty?)

A turn for the worst.

Wife: Murray, where have you been? And why is your hair blue?

Oh bummer, the s**t hit the wheel!

I don’t even want to think about this one.

Tour de Merde.

you ain’t lying

And was there anyone in there at the time?

ew

And it’s not over… Mrs. Higglepooder was in there…

In my mind, he hit it because, it was just put there. No one has used it yet. I’m now going to eat breakfast.

That’s what happens when men are in a hurry and start unzipping while driving..

As the odor of artificial cherry fragrance spreads over the scene.

in madison, wi,not too long ago, a car smashed into an occupied porta-poty.

Most portable toilets are now designed with safety crumple-zones for just such a contingency. :)