Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 28, 2021

That’ll teach him to make a pig of himself.

It seems that those ribs really stick to his ribs, kind of like my ex-wife’s chicken and dumplings some of which has been stuck to my ribs for about 45 years.

That’s indigestion or a heart attack, Gerald. Take a Tum and an aspirin.

So the ribs you are eating have sympathy with the ribs in your body? What if you eat liver, or kidneys?

After 19 ribs, it’s no wonder. Wrong side for his gall bladder, maybe he ACTUALLY ate a rib. Yes! Bones are hard to digest, I’ve found.

Why do all of the men on Ballard St now have that tomahawk-style bald pattern?

Since my cracked ribs I got from a tournament fight now have arthritis, I feel his pain.

That’s just gas.

Maybe it’s even empathy – he is really feeling the pain.

You might not want to watch when he has pork butt tomorrow night.

Gas!

Avoid chitlins.

Duh.. leave the bones Gerald. You might be a dog with the ladies, but not with bones.

Stay away from the eggs!

Look at all the detail on that food!!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!!! :)

Don’t have the drumsticks or wings. Gerald might need to consider going vegan.