The biology teacher brought out two glasses of clear liquid. and a worm. He said to the class “The glass on the right side has water in it.” Then he dropped the worm into that glass. The worm swam around for a while, then teacher pulled it out. He then said, “The glass on the left has pure gin in it.”, he then dropped the worm in that glass. Almost immediately, the worm floated, quite dead, to the top of the glass. He then said, " Can any of you tell us what this teaches us ?" One boy (It may have been a young Tad) said, " If you drink gin, you won’t get worms.".
This may surprise some of you, but as I try to adjust my diet for anti-inflammatory, alkaline, and weight-loss, I’m finding that this statement is quite true: many foods are on the “yes” list for one, but the “no” list for another.
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
His liver expresses its annoyance.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Said every drunk ever….
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Keep thinking until you come up with the right answer.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, common T-shirt wisdom says “Beer is Food.”
posse1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You could build up the bicep muscle.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Consumption Rationalization
rhpii almost 3 years ago
Tad’s had a tad bit too much.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Definitely worth taking a chance on.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Well, Tad’s digestive system may get a few reps of vigorous exercise…
joefearsnothing almost 3 years ago
Hey Tad….I’ll believe it if you do! ;o]
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So – where is he going to administer it?
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
The biology teacher brought out two glasses of clear liquid. and a worm. He said to the class “The glass on the right side has water in it.” Then he dropped the worm into that glass. The worm swam around for a while, then teacher pulled it out. He then said, “The glass on the left has pure gin in it.”, he then dropped the worm in that glass. Almost immediately, the worm floated, quite dead, to the top of the glass. He then said, " Can any of you tell us what this teaches us ?" One boy (It may have been a young Tad) said, " If you drink gin, you won’t get worms.".
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
This may surprise some of you, but as I try to adjust my diet for anti-inflammatory, alkaline, and weight-loss, I’m finding that this statement is quite true: many foods are on the “yes” list for one, but the “no” list for another.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
So thinks an alcoholic.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Be patient, Tad. Next week the FDA will decide whiskey is good for you and water is bad…
Iseau almost 3 years ago
I thought that for years. Turns out I was wrong.
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
Thinking was never a talent of Tad’s.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Tad’s thinking proves that the brain doesn’t benefit from whatever is ailing his liver.