Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 18, 2021

His liver expresses its annoyance.

Said every drunk ever….

Keep thinking until you come up with the right answer.

Well, common T-shirt wisdom says “Beer is Food.”

You could build up the bicep muscle.

Consumption Rationalization

Tad’s had a tad bit too much.

Definitely worth taking a chance on.

Well, Tad’s digestive system may get a few reps of vigorous exercise…

Hey Tad….I’ll believe it if you do! ;o]

So – where is he going to administer it?

The biology teacher brought out two glasses of clear liquid. and a worm. He said to the class “The glass on the right side has water in it.” Then he dropped the worm into that glass. The worm swam around for a while, then teacher pulled it out. He then said, “The glass on the left has pure gin in it.”, he then dropped the worm in that glass. Almost immediately, the worm floated, quite dead, to the top of the glass. He then said, " Can any of you tell us what this teaches us ?" One boy (It may have been a young Tad) said, " If you drink gin, you won’t get worms.".

This may surprise some of you, but as I try to adjust my diet for anti-inflammatory, alkaline, and weight-loss, I’m finding that this statement is quite true: many foods are on the “yes” list for one, but the “no” list for another.

So thinks an alcoholic.

Be patient, Tad. Next week the FDA will decide whiskey is good for you and water is bad…

I thought that for years. Turns out I was wrong.

Thinking was never a talent of Tad’s.

Tad’s thinking proves that the brain doesn’t benefit from whatever is ailing his liver.