Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 14, 2022

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”

Samuel Johnson

Craniometry: it’s actually a thing.

Considering the fact that he is using the MIDDLE of the tape…Ole Lester there suddenly finds himself not in the Executive Tower, but down in the Mail Room, sorting advertisements.

New adventures in phrenology.

That’s why the company has a bunch of fat-heads running it.

I would think that people tend to become less receptive after you do this.

Ohh, so that’s why his Receptionist is Irma “Big-Head” Jackson…

Mr. Starky’s bottom needs to be measured!

Receptiveness is alway proportional to the width of ones butt and especially so with blonde women.

Unfortunately, his boss measures his workers’ rears to determine their ability to do their job. Mr Starkey’s is firing sized.

Mr. Starkey was an honors grad from the Andrew Sullivan School of Phrenology.

Mr. Starkey appears to be very receptive in his rear end.