Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 10, 2022

Gloria insist that Gene absolutely worships her, but the truth of the matter is that Gene is a klutz.

Notice the damage on his left heel. He obviously blew out a shoe.

Yeah, Gene. Prostrate yourself some other way.

He tripped over a dust bunny.

I don’t think Gloria is being truthful. Just a bit of false modesty.

A clear case of BPH (benign prostration hyperpleasea)

Gene’s problem is with his prostate, not being prostrate. He just tripped while trying to make it to the bathroom in time.

“A bow or curtsy is sufficient (when you come before me).”

Is that… the prostrate exam position?

Gene vows to tack down that edge of the carpet…

If he raises his head it looks like the moon coming over the mountain.

“Salami, Salami, Baloney!”

Worship at the feet of the goddess

Yeah, check that prostrate.

Maybe he’s fallen down and can’t get up.

I love the heel savers on his shoes!!

Gene didn’t plan to prostrate himself. He tripped.