Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 12, 2022

The only question is, a couple of what?

If they aren’t careful, that tree they’re about to run into will “sock it to them.”

I’d have thought it made them feel like heels.

Apparently, the other sock got lost in the dryer.

Not familiar with this 3-way sock. But I am sure it does make them more intimate.

I have a vision of every dog in Ballard taking up the challenge…you know you can’t run whilst in that…oh this is gonna be fun!

“Ted! Dorothy! What’s going on in there?” [They need a chaperone.]

Looks like they take turns taking steps! What’s going on in there anyway?

They could have gone in through the open ankle….

But it’s a low sock, and they refused to bend.

Instead, they bit their way in…. heel over head, and their feet have to toe the line.

They’ve always been heels over head about each other…

They’re sole mates.

A very close couple. They both prefer white cotton to argyle.

The couple that even the other residents of Ballard Street, think are weird.

Ted and Dorothy think the other is unrivaled. The rest of Ballard Street thinks they’re both unraveled…

Darn it.

Sure.. but does Dorothy want to be a couple? This could be a clever ploy by Ted to feel.. things.

Darn sock

A pair of hose would be more practical. That’s what it’s all about, right?

How stupid are Ted and Dorothy? Funny but dumb!

Looks like they took a whirl in my dryer – there is only one!

So they can ‘play footsie’?

They’d better be careful or THEY will get lost in the dryer.

Couple of idiots…