Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 06, 2022

He should check out Barry Allen’s new gold boots with the lightning bolts. Those are really, really nice.

They may bring a feeling of lightness to his step, but they also ruin Jimmy’s cardboard leg inserts.

Just don’t try crossing your legs, Jimmy.

Jimmy would feel a LOT lighter if he lost about 175 pounds. Dennis just keeps ordering bigger and bigger sizes in men’s pants., with no end in sight. I take that back. The end is definitely in sight.

The feeling of lightness does not come with the speed of lightness … yet.

Are you saying he gets a charge out of wearing them?

He’s ready to bolt, if Scooter comes out.

They’re very lightening.

Jimmy needs some leg exercises. With those skinny toothpicks, his socks won’t stay up. Ruins the lightening bolt effect.

Now if Jimmy was a cowboy, and he turned those things around.. Pretty sure he could get some real air time.

…and the crackling sound keeps people away.

When Jimmy’s neighbors say that his penchant for lightning bolts are “enlightening”, Jimmy thinks it’s a compliment.

Feeling a little Mercurial

He seems more than a bit light on skin, muscle and fat on his legs.

I would have thought the vacuum between his ears might provide that.

HAHAHAHAA

Jimmy bolts with abandon.