Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 08, 2022

Forewarned is fore-armed. Shields up, Ted!

RUN!

“And on the day I decided to wear loafers.”

Which will it be, the pants or the briefcase?

Time to turn on the stun gun you have rigged up.

Don’t just stand there and wonder. You can wonder on the run.

The Swenson’s dog just likes pee-ple,

I remember my dad and Jack (next door neighbor) standing in the yard talking and Pepper came up behind Jack and peed on the back of his leg. He wasn’t real happy but he did laugh..

Yes and yes… And you still have to walk past Scooter’s house…

Hopefully, Ted has some pepper spray tucked away in his briefcase.

He’s going to have his answer very soon

Mine

I hate when that happens and your socks get all squishy.

Yes, it is. I’d get moving pretty quickly now.

That’s not all he has to worry about. The Swenson’s have one of those mixes a PEE-k-POO.