Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 23, 2022

How has he survived this long. I shake my head.

Entertaining train wreck

from a distance

This trip to the emergency room will fill his frequent breakers card so his next one will be free!

I wanna see this on Failarmy

Uh-Oh. I see no good future here.

The Fool.

Neal might be ready for a helmet and a rubber room.

I’m not sure about this. “What are you thinking, Neal?”

… or soon … “What were you thinking?”

This is a bit steep for the chair-walking trick.

Meanwhile, Maureen, knowing Neal all too well, was already on the phone calling the paramedics.

Maureen needs to hide Neal’s copy of “Singing In The Rain.” Gene Kelly he ain’t.

I don’t know – he’s looking to go down, and that seems a very likely outcome.

That’s the third set of dinning room chairs he has ruined this month.

Gee’s Neal there are easier ways to commit suicide.

That might be a good idea for an obstacle in American Ninja Warrior.

Neal is a firm believer in that “no pain.. no gain” slogan. He has watched some of the younger kids on skateboards and is bound and determined to do one better.

Once again Neil practices his crash landing!

How has Neal made it this far??

Never try this on a breakaway staircase.

I can’t figure out what that piece of wood that’s sticking straight down is.

BTW, Neal has always wanted to get an Honorable Mention on “The Darwin Awards”, however, it appears that he’s gonna get a full-fledged First Place…

R.I.P., Neal.

This reminds me of dancers jumping on the couch and tipping it over and continues dancing..but there’s one thing different…they’re not on a staircase….timberrrrrrrrt

One small step for Neal, one giant fail for Neil-kind

The answer is intuitively obvious. He wasn’t!

Hopefully he’ll remove himself from the gene pool before he reproduces.