Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 01, 2022

All Jolene needs to do is put his hat on his head, hook his umbrella around his neck and drag him out of the door.

Maybe, they can borrow Scooter to drag him out by his leg.

That’s why morning people should never invite night people over for a drink.

No exit strategy needed. Just let things happen. The others will exit in their own ways, and then “problem solved”.

Any second now, comes a big snort then he’s going to need his CPAP at home

GTFH!

Actually Byron fell asleep himself ages ago (you know how dull John & Jolene can be). It’s the ol’ painted eyelids trick…

Seen on a welcome mat: Welcome to our home, please leave by 9

Just when you need them, the Pulley Club goes missing.

Oy! Nothings worse than a guest who’s over stayed their welcome! They take no hints and to get them out you have to say it’s late and we have work in the morning so it was nice you visited. We can do it another time soon! NOT!

I almost never get it but almost always get a smile from this strip.

His eyes say it all…”I think it is safe to leave now!”

It’s John and Jolene who need the exit strategy…

“You say you have to get going?”

“I didn’t…”

“Gosh, that’s too bad. Welp, here’s your hat, see you soon!” [BOOT!]

He’s had his tea, some wine and a coffee – he’s thinking, “I haven’t seen their bathroom yet.”

I once worked with an engineer who was good at his job and a nice guy but did not know how to end a conversation . I would be stuck in his office an extra five to ten minutes a day until I had to use an excuse like “I think I hear my mother calling” to get the heck out there.

Byron seldom gets invited so when he does.. wants to make the most of it.

Byron drank Red Bull just before coming over.