Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 26, 2022

He’s not hammered yet

thank goodness it’s not a katana

People wonder why Leonard is always singing, ‘If I Had a Hammer’.

I can’t I’ve got a handful already

It’s not Hammer Time, yet.

[Maybe when he gets himself some parachute pants.]

Leona’s doing her best to motivate her man! Next come the “Blessing rituals”, followed by the “Coming home, welcoming” rituals.

Wish I had a wife like that…I think….

Good thing it’s not an accordion.

Leonard’s got a couple of minor wounds just above his left elbow. I wonder what the story is behind those? Does it involve “ol’ Betsy?”

I wonder how many ‘Days without an Incident’ there are?

Mjölnir says that Leonard is not worthy.

Do y’all really know the cast of this universe?

Please hammer, don’t hurt em’.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Well, it ain’t no Lucille

“…And I’m still Thor from yesterday…”

(¬_¬)

The Grand Poohbah Mallet of the Lame

Good luck with that. Without a shirt there are untold women who will be traumatized today. Not.. the actions of a good citizen.

The “demons” that can write are the worst :)

If he doesn’t want to tempt himself, he shouldn’t watch those DIY house-flipping shows where they demolish walls and cabinets for fun and profit.

The Sludge of allegiance ?

“♫♫ If I had a hammer…♫♫♫”