Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 17, 2022

Trevor seems to have the means to dampen their ardor.

They are one of the sanest couples on Ballard Street, and that looks like a defense against a cavalry unit. Oh, wait. The other neighbors are those nuts in horse suits. Ooops.

Time to get a survey of the property line. I’m sure they can declare offsides. Then it’s time to bring in the trebuchets with dead cows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw&ab_channel=hinkmond

Let me tell you, the HOA is going to get a very sternly worded letter about this!

I think that hose will serve a good purpose in a moment.

Those retirement villages are getting more and more hostile. Must be the pickle ball tournaments.

All because Angela and Trevor’s dog pooped on their lawn.

News Flash. Ballard Street Neighborhood Park has been visited by timber rustlers, suspects still at large. Film at 11. We now go live to the Pinedale Shopping Mall for the annual Turkey Drop…

I’m sure it’s all just a simple misunderstanding, And they’ll laugh about it next spring.

Some neighbors are like that.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

A simple note about Trevor’s taste in country music would have been far cheaper and neighbourly.

I’ve always wondered who keeps all the torches and candles lit on movie sets. There does not seem to be a separate entry in the movie credits. Believe me, I’ve looked. No “Best Boy with Lighter”. :)

For whatever reason they are prepared with water and hose?

That is war, they might have to brake out their Rap crap!

Nevertheless, Trevor refuses to wear cardboard inserts. Ballard Street has it’s own standards of conformity.

Sheez. Angela and Trevor buy one trebuchet and the neighbors get all uppity.

Nah, it’s just Luau decorations!!!