Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 19, 2022

And a waffle of a wardrobe

According to Janie, his wife, he’s just constipated.

His dog Lucy is a biter and Janie is no prize either.

Consider yourself part of the furniture?

Looks like he is under high gravity.

That ride through the trash compactor didn’t help.

so… is he fold-able and easy to carry on?

Unlike Uncle Richard, Jesse is not a crook…

Jesse looks like a deflating hot air balloon. Perhaps some 3 alarm chili would puff him up.

Jesse’s resolution was to go wide, but that aspect just wasn’t the right ratio…

Jesse’s opioid usage has caused a significant retention of fluids and waste, relegating him to an unpleasant humor.

It has been said a man and his pet often look alike… and Jesse loves turtles.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

His wife has special glasses to convert 16:9 to 4:3. :)

And impacted molars, perhaps???

If ‘compacted’ is a euphemism for having no neck, then yes, he is compacted.