Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 22, 2022

Mr. Dingledorf believes that it is time for Stewart to examine his fist as it collides with Stewies nose.

well…. did you bring your mask as well? there must be some nasty surprises “somewhere”

Just raise up your newspapers and eventually he will go away.

Oh fer…Mildred! Stewart is out again….if she would stop watching The Price is Right for a minute, she’d realize Stewart isn’t staring at his microscope and has escaped,….

Things like: Why is my butt square?

Fortunately they’ve seated themselves so Stewart can’t just walk up onto the porch.

Time for Stewart to have some Hemlock?

Are there strangers on Ballard Street? I know strange people……

“Yer gettin dirt on by walk, boy. Move along now…”

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Hi Happy!

It isn’t so much Stewart’s insistence on approaching strangers, it is more his terrible breath.

“Well, I am examining my decision to move to Ballard Street…”

Stewart appears to be oppressively satisfied as he continues to examine things!!!

I think Stewart escaped from one of those religious cults.. but the damage was done.

Stewart agrees with Socrates that the unexamined life is not worth living.

If he’s prowling the neighborhood, warn the neighbors, particularly the Johnsons who are known to hide super soakers behind their papers.

Stewart may be in for a nasty surprise, if Mildred’s look tell us anything.