Imagine that
A giant red Mylar heart should do it. You can’t go wrong with red and giant on Ballard Street.
And Valerie doesn’t have the ‘wow factor’ that she did 40 years ago.
She has the scissors to cut it loose. But it is probably not big enough to require a $750 million missile to shoot it down.
Valerie is deflated.
After one hour of intense focus, Valerie gives up on telekinetic inflation being a thing.
You need many balloons and then you get to see the USAF in action.
But Valerie is still hot enough to make an air balloon float.
Maybe a bright colored balloon and bigger…yeah, that’s it! Bigger
Let the air out, Valerie, and then put it in the garbage or recycling.
Valerie’s balloon is one of the few products that has managed to escape inflation.
So Gerald sneaks up with his trusty pin…
[POP!]
Valerie: “Wow!”
Valerie ponders the thought of freeing it?
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
put it in your mouth – that’s how you get a Wow factor.
It’s because of the black string.. were it a pretty red the wow factor would easily double.
Use enough of them to get you and your lawn chair off the ground — there’s your wow factor!
After a short pow-wow with the BS critics, Valerie decides instead to investigate it’s pop factor.
C over 1 year ago
Imagine that
marilynnbyerly over 1 year ago
A giant red Mylar heart should do it. You can’t go wrong with red and giant on Ballard Street.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
And Valerie doesn’t have the ‘wow factor’ that she did 40 years ago.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago
She has the scissors to cut it loose. But it is probably not big enough to require a $750 million missile to shoot it down.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago
Valerie is deflated.
Creature from the Black Legume over 1 year ago
After one hour of intense focus, Valerie gives up on telekinetic inflation being a thing.
Zykoic over 1 year ago
You need many balloons and then you get to see the USAF in action.
Tigressy over 1 year ago
But Valerie is still hot enough to make an air balloon float.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Maybe a bright colored balloon and bigger…yeah, that’s it! Bigger
ladykat over 1 year ago
Let the air out, Valerie, and then put it in the garbage or recycling.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Valerie’s balloon is one of the few products that has managed to escape inflation.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
So Gerald sneaks up with his trusty pin…
[POP!]
Valerie: “Wow!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Valerie ponders the thought of freeing it?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
seanfear over 1 year ago
put it in your mouth – that’s how you get a Wow factor.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s because of the black string.. were it a pretty red the wow factor would easily double.
JP Steve Premium Member over 1 year ago
Use enough of them to get you and your lawn chair off the ground — there’s your wow factor!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
After a short pow-wow with the BS critics, Valerie decides instead to investigate it’s pop factor.