Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 05, 2024

Alex’s house is about to become toast.

no toast or pancakes?

Not UL Approved!

Little Sparky there is just WAITING for that contraption to catch fire. They didn’t name her “Sparky” for nothing.

Good thing he got the discount fuses from Ballard Freight and Pest Control. The supposedly good quality fuses broke as soon as he connected a tray.

I’d say that is a definite fire hazard.

Who is bringing the Marshmallows?

At first I thought his tv had an issue and fell off the wall

Next: Where that gross of ceramic mug warmers really wound up.

don’t try this at home

Tray Chic, Alex…

(˘_ʖ ˘)

Good morning Balladeers!

“Breakfast?” We always called them “TV Trays”…

The neighbors call him Alex Traybek ’cause his house is always in jeopardy.

And is Always on top of current events

Alex has fusing that violates all safety codes (and a “loyalty card” from the local fire department).

Let’s hope he’s not trying to fry eggs also.

Wth the aid of a few well placed pulleys Alex has complete control of heat at the right height

“Breakfast at Tiffany’s”…because “Breakfast at Alex’s” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.