Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 24, 2024

i want that

The downsides? Mold, lichen, and sticky buns.

According to Edna, his wife, that micro-climate isn’t the only thing he has that’s micro.

But he has to surrender the micro-climate when Edna wants to take a shower.

Chad should to try to fit in some kind of seat so he can set a spell.

He prefers the Chad room to the chat room.

His newspaper will be very damp when he turns on the water.

Contrary to what it looks like, I don’t think Chad is in a functioning Shower Stall. I think the structure over his head is a light…

That being said…

Since Chad now bathes in light, Edna has relegated him to the dark basement…

Plumbing not included.

Good morning Balladeers! WHERE’S TIGRESSY?!

Needs a chair and a place to keep his umbrella.

The only place in the house where he’s not wrong

You can almost smell the mildew.

I’m glad he’s got clothes on! :)

Chad has a micro brain too.

Nice. A light overhead for reading, a plant for oxygen. What more does he need?

Old-time radio had the Inner Sanctum.

Max and The Chief have The Cone of Silence.

Superman has the Fortress of Solitude.

Chad has The Shower Stall of Sanity and Sanctuary.

chad once again stalls for time…