Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 07, 2024

he’s a ghost

What is he? Flour or powdered sugar?

Barnard is a man of little substance.

I hate it when that happens!

Sift happens

Sort of like me on a hammock.

Huh? How? Uh…okay. that I gotta see…

The diet Marcia put him on really worked!

And Marcia continues to wonder who this person next to her is…

Those chairs do tend to swallow people.

It’s chaise rebellion.

Good trick!

He’s just feeling a little out of phase today…

So that’s where that pesky Portal went!

Shoulda started reading the comic earlier, all the good comebacks have been taken. Got nothing but wait till tomorrow for some zingers.

Good morning Balladeers!

I bought a folding camp stool with ribbons in only one orientation (no cross-webbing). I set it up to test it out and my cat immediately jumped on it. She spent five minutes figuring out how to lie on it without paws or other parts slipping between the ribbons. I don’t know why it was that important to her but she did figure it out and lay on it proudly for half an hour.

Behold, the power of chaise.

Confess?

[shrug]

So much for the comfy chair.

Biggles, fetch the … CUSHIONS!

You’re on your own sweetheart

Marsha never realized how spineless her husband was……

Consider yourself well in.

Consider yourself part of the furniture.

That looks painful.

he’s taking a drubbing from the webbing…

You stupid brat!!! I am melting !

Good night, Ballard Dears!