Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 18, 2024

i see our neighbor made it into the comics…

He’ll be sorry once he learns a little about Phoebe and Henry’s lives.

He’s becoming a ram Rod.

…with only a hint of civiity.

I suspect Rod is going to find a lot of men on BS insinuating their fists into his face.

Rod fancies himself an ambulatory punching bag

NimRod ?

Rod may find himself insinuated into the nearest garbage can.

Good morning, Ballard Dears!

Make way make way! Rod’s insinuating again!

Take a Staff to Rod…

Where’s Scooter when you need ’im?

There once was a fella named Rod,

who was known as a bit of a clod.

We’ll show you the door, insinuator,

and put a boot on the rear of your bod…

He’s telling them about his first pair or shoes.

People aren’t crazy about Rod inserting…himself.

Go away, Rod.

But before Rod insinuated Stella swung her heavy laden purse directly on his groin area!

Rod’s a recent graduate of the Ballard St Toastmasters Club and eager to display his talent.

Spare the Rod, spoil your day.

Good morning Balladeers!

That’s more than insinuation! Someone please explain the concept of personal space to Rod.

Given the circumference of Rod’s rump, he has a lot to insinuate.

Odds are he’s going to try to sell something. In this case, it looks like shoes. :)

I have a bunch of coworkers like this.

folks want to insulate themselves from rod’s insinuations…

I’m thinkin’ insinuate isn’t quite the word…

Rod may end up being given his teeth, to play with.

Time jam this Rod back into the nuclear pile to stop all these out-of-control actions and reactions, eh?

Phoebe is reaching for her pepper spray.