All highly distinctive, but what could possess Ernie to wear the second pair from the top, roughly at Ernie’s 1:00 and our 9:00? They look to me to be missing a rather substantial portion of fabric that, were it present, would cover his naughty bits.
On second thought, I don’t want to know what could possess him to wear those.
When I get home from work today, the first thing that I’m going to do is rip off my wife’s panties! I got dressed in the dark this morning and put hers on by mistake and they’ve been binding on me all day.
marilynnbyerly 5 months ago
So many lovely choices.
C 5 months ago
Sartorial gravitas
oldpine52 5 months ago
His wife Thelma, along with their neighbors on both sides, wish Ernie would make his choice in the closet.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago
All highly distinctive, but what could possess Ernie to wear the second pair from the top, roughly at Ernie’s 1:00 and our 9:00? They look to me to be missing a rather substantial portion of fabric that, were it present, would cover his naughty bits.
On second thought, I don’t want to know what could possess him to wear those.
Doug K 5 months ago
What he wears inside (underneath his pants) inspires the way he feels on the outside.
mywifeslover 5 months ago
Shopping online has certainly broadened his selection
Pocosdad 5 months ago
I hope that he doesn’t wear tight-fitting pants with some of those choices. People might have questions.
[Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago
When I get home from work today, the first thing that I’m going to do is rip off my wife’s panties! I got dressed in the dark this morning and put hers on by mistake and they’ve been binding on me all day.
ChessPirate 5 months ago
“Let’s see… which Superhero do I want to be today?”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 5 months ago
The ones without holes in the crouch.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 5 months ago
Anyone having trouble getting onto Cleo & Company?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago
Notice there is no thong underwear, Thelma has burned those because of the, umm notions.. Ernie would have keeping her from her chores.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 months ago
Pick a clean pair this time. Even the mailman was complaining.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
Ernie puts the VD in BVDs.
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
It’s the weekend, go without!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 5 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
mistercatworks 5 months ago
Will this be a “no underwear” day?
cfkelley 5 months ago
Ernie buys his underwear from Omar the Tent Maker.
ArcticFox Premium Member 5 months ago
Ernie dresses for the boxers convention.
Impkins Premium Member 5 months ago
Those pom poms have got to go! :)
Havel 5 months ago
Just flip yesterday’s inside out…
Totalloser Premium Member 5 months ago
wear the one with the tassels around the "fi nes de bre " like Lord Windsmere so your farts have more sound
JP Steve Premium Member 5 months ago
I bet the tassels tickle…
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
Ernie’s a gardener, so maybe the flowered underwear would be suitable.
Bilan 5 months ago
The neighbors would rather not know which pair he’s wearing.
j.l.farmer 5 months ago
He has to live up to his flamboyant personality!!
gopher gofer 5 months ago
strange that ernie doesn’t seem to like spangles…
parkerinthehouse 5 months ago
HAHAHAHA!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Ernie square pants
Good night, Ballard Dears.