Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 28, 2024

Perhaps not, but switching to a solid spoon would make it easier and less messy eating his cereal.

I don’t know. That Derrick is already pretty sly.

I know what he could eat to make him a cunning linguist.

Replace the milk with bourbon. Better living through chemistry.

Cunning Plan? Derrick (Baldrick?) Hmm…

Derrick’s wife no longer sees him as a cunning linguist.

Baldrick always had a cunning plan, what did he have?

The breakfast of Champions…….

Probably.. and only guessing, but anything would be better than that gruel.

Good morning Balladeers!

As cunning as the professor of cunning at Oxford?

Eat bran. You become contemplative in the bathroom.

You are what you eat.

“Fox Flakes?”

No

I don’t know what it would be, but he would probably have to catch it first.

i wonder if derrick’s surname is “oyl”…

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Red bull. It’s not technically a cereal, but …

Derrick needs Smarties tm.