Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 14, 2025

you’ve engaged enough so far, Ted. Go back to bed now, Ted.

The Energizer Bunny commercial leaves Ted in a thoughtful mood

Life does not wish to engage with you.

If Ted goes out wearing that outfit, Scooter, Spike, and Phideaux will make sure he engages in a lot of exercise.

Use the day, Ted. Hop to it!!!

(that had to be said)

I’ve been thinking that Ted should rngage with some men in white coats…..

All the dogs on Ballard Street look forward to Ted’s random “engagements”.

WHY?

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

There was a young medic called Ted,

Who wasn’t quite right in the head.

Some found it funny,

He dressed as a bunny,

“What’s up doc?”, is what they all said.

Ted knows how to get a row to himself on the bus. Sigh, he hates relying on the Ballard rabbit transit system.

That’s Ted ?? I Thought it was Harvey.

Aunt Clara had, for years, labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.

Not in that outfit, Ted!

Naw.

That’s it Ted. Join the Bunny side!

Laugh if you want to, but the HD reception he gets from those rabbit ears is amazing,

Edna wants to know what left those pellets on her faux Persian rug.

Well, you know what they say, “Hare today, gone tomorrow”…

Ted just watched the James Stewart movie and is imitating the rabbit!!

Ted’s a furry? Ew.

so, lemme guess… Ted’s bff is Harvey??

I think wearing the bunny suit is a perfectly sane engagement with the world.

LOL I just left another ‘Ted’ in Big Nate!

Ted refuses to give up on his dream of becoming the successor to Eddie Rabbitt…Teddie Rabbitt.

Good evening Balladeers!

ted’s got a coney island mind…

Ted has always admired Bugs Bunny and you know what they say—imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Naah.