Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 22, 2025

Women don’t often get hernias either.

Jerome was just curious about the bottom of his chair, the trouble will start when he becomes curious about the bottom of Julia’s chair.

the schooling system then had been lying to us about all these …… stuff and … the babies??? o_O

/// Lifts his chair in the air where he stood,

and he smiles, for he knows, “I did good!”

Thinks he’s proved he’s a man.

Lift an armchair? She can.

But the diff’rence is: Only HE would.

“When I said ‘take a seat’ , Jerome, I meant sit down, not carry it off.”

Jerome is just too much to bear,

He’s clumsy and doesn’t take care.

He’s butchered the bread,

And destroyed the bed,

And now he’s destroying a chair!

It has become increasingly clear to Julia that Jerome is an idiot.

Good morning Balladeers!

See, this is an easy chair. Next? To the roof with the wingback.

For goodness sake Margaret, give your husband something to do!

Geez, I thought the difference was Jerome’s 2 pencils in his shirt pocket.

If i tried that i’d end up on the floor screaming from my back exploding.

“Me Tarzan! You… [CRICK!]… PAIN!”

From the look in his eyes, that’s not testosterone.

“ Come here you big lug!”

Women don’t usually get hernias. :)

funny… I’ve never had a hankerin’ to do that!

Jerome is unclear on the concept of armchair exercises.

Obviously, it’s his pointy head.

Looks more like it is due to a difference in medications rather than to the gender difference.

Women are erudite, while men are just a rude type.

Good night, Ballard Dears!