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In his elder years, Philip looked forward to early Monday morning when he could sneak a peek at the Ballard Street ladies, wearing curlers and clad in dressing gowns, putting out the Hefty® trash bags in the cans at their curbs. His standard of feminine pulchritude had rather changed over time.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 7 hours ago
Philip needs to get out more.
Good morning, Ballard Dears!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 7 hours ago
The day begins to probe Philip.
Solstice*1947 about 6 hours ago
/// When Philip’s morale starts to waver,
he will seek out a sunrise to savor.
Poet Homer goes on
about “Rose fingered Dawn,”
and Phil’s probe is returning the favor.
cracker65 about 4 hours ago
Just as long as the day doesn’t probe him
PraiseofFolly about 1 hour ago
In his elder years, Philip looked forward to early Monday morning when he could sneak a peek at the Ballard Street ladies, wearing curlers and clad in dressing gowns, putting out the Hefty® trash bags in the cans at their curbs. His standard of feminine pulchritude had rather changed over time.
Number Slx about 1 hour ago
Philip resigned from his work,
And drove home in a green Merc.
The next day he woke,
And thought it a joke,
I am not a number – l’m a jerk!
ChessPirate 23 minutes ago
There’ll be no seizing without a thorough probing!
(Gosh, that sounded dirty!)
Kaputnik 17 minutes ago
The cartoonist is hatching a plot.