A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.
“Have you been drinking?” the officer asks.
“Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
NEXT TIME ON BIG NATE: When Nate eats Sweetarts it causes him to puke out sourness! How is that even possible? But when the sourness grows it turns the world into a sour bubble, and the Sour Demons are summoned! Now the whole entire world has gone into slavery because of the Sour Demons. But Nate and his friends transform Nate’s dad into the immortal demon, MartySays. The ultimate battle begins. Will Nate and MartySays beat the sour demons, or will MartySays turn on them and summon Mrs. Godfrey?
I am officially done with Big Nate. Most of the interesting commenters have left, the first comment is always some poll or fan fiction, but not about the actual comment, the Big Nate comment strip itself is getting boring and repetitive, and it’s easy to guess what’s going to happen because nothing new happens. So long suckers. I’ll miss you
(This has started by ComicComet, but I’ll do it today. I don’t have his muse, so I’ll do a new story.)
You wander through P.S. 38 and Nate comes up to you. “What homeroom are you in?” He asks you. You’re in Mr. Rosa’s homeroom. “Hey, so am I! Mr. Rosa is the best!” You’re about to head to class when Randy comes up to you. “Hey, loser! Let me have Nate and I’ll leave you alone!”
Nierro about 5 years ago
Come ON! Why did Nate have to sing a song right there and then? That’s so unfair!
MintCrepe about 5 years ago
I just now realized that Francis is the Stay Puff man
Sonic the Hedgehog. about 5 years ago
They’re right about the Not Will Smith thing. Nate isn’t Agent J in the Men and Black trilogy.
(p.s Men in Black International isn’t part of the MIB trilogy
Spokey about 5 years ago
Hey guys, I think I should leave for a little while, what do you guys think?
Silica Gel about 5 years ago
I was expecting the person to give Nate all his candy to drive him away from Nate’s horrendous singing…
ND Cool Z about 5 years ago
RIP Robin Williams. What a funny and impressively talented actor and comedian he was..
Nate's The Greatest! about 5 years ago
Nate can SING?!
Go comics master about 5 years ago
Sweet tarts are ok
Toomb about 5 years ago
Joke of the Day:
A trooper pulls over a priest and immediately smells alcohol on his breath. The next thing he notices is an empty wine bottle lying on the passenger seat.
“Have you been drinking?” the officer asks.
“Just water,” says the priest.
“Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and shouts, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”
CrossDoggo™ ✔️ about 5 years ago
Should I do a petition to the GC mods for them to bring back the GC app? If you think yes, say aye!
Comic Man X about 5 years ago
Panel 6:Nate vandalize the homeowners house…
Strong Feelings About Barney about 5 years ago
Replacement panel 4:Nate sings Arabian Nights.
pony21 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Actually, SweeTarts don’t come in a roll. That’s Smarties.
ive come to steal your pickles spongebob about 5 years ago
The ever-impressive.. the LOOONG contained?
Rachel_E about 5 years ago
Aw I love Robin Williams! :)
Will_Scarlet about 5 years ago
Will Smith is no Robin Williams.
Big Chungas about 5 years ago
Har har har, Nate Wright gets teased again!
ComicsCreators about 5 years ago
Robin Williams was a great actor.
Calvin&Hobbes about 5 years ago
NEXT TIME ON BIG NATE: When Nate eats Sweetarts it causes him to puke out sourness! How is that even possible? But when the sourness grows it turns the world into a sour bubble, and the Sour Demons are summoned! Now the whole entire world has gone into slavery because of the Sour Demons. But Nate and his friends transform Nate’s dad into the immortal demon, MartySays. The ultimate battle begins. Will Nate and MartySays beat the sour demons, or will MartySays turn on them and summon Mrs. Godfrey?
Peco about 5 years ago
RIP Robin Williams. The best genie of all.
namelocdet about 5 years ago
Still trying to figure out who Teddy is supposed to be dressed as…
GarfieldMN about 5 years ago
Cannot imagine Nate singing…. tell me he’s not in choir
CT-55555 about 5 years ago
Gracie about 5 years ago
I am officially done with Big Nate. Most of the interesting commenters have left, the first comment is always some poll or fan fiction, but not about the actual comment, the Big Nate comment strip itself is getting boring and repetitive, and it’s easy to guess what’s going to happen because nothing new happens. So long suckers. I’ll miss you
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m surprised no one was offended because of Nate’s “blue face” makeup. Isn’t that insulting to the Blue Man Group members? :-)
CyborgNinja about 5 years ago
I always hate those houses.
starfish55 about 5 years ago
Big Nate: Choose your own story!
(This has started by ComicComet, but I’ll do it today. I don’t have his muse, so I’ll do a new story.)
You wander through P.S. 38 and Nate comes up to you. “What homeroom are you in?” He asks you. You’re in Mr. Rosa’s homeroom. “Hey, so am I! Mr. Rosa is the best!” You’re about to head to class when Randy comes up to you. “Hey, loser! Let me have Nate and I’ll leave you alone!”
Do you,(a) insult Randy
(b) grab Nate and run
© give him a turbo wedgie
rgcviper about 5 years ago
Robin Williams was and is awesome. I always laugh when I hear his “living space” line from Aladdin, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTfXLLJlzM
HanWoodson over 4 years ago
I know my brochure to robin williams
HanWoodson over 4 years ago
at school during the last day of the first semester
TheJustinator over 4 years ago
F in the chat. F. F. FFF.
Big Nate Lover101 over 4 years ago
dude, sweet tarts are the best
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
It was worth a shot. And candy is candy.