How about a figurehead?
Or a front bumper.
Just remember to clean the bugs out of your teeth.
Breastworks
Lucky the mom’s are not sumo wrestlers. That would hurt..
Tough toenails, toddler, the only apparent reason for having kids these days is to show them off.
“Mines pretty klutzy, I feel more like a bumper.”
This might not be a bad gig, if you’re the hood ornament on a Lamborghini or a Bentley …
Made me smile.
STUPID!
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
How about a figurehead?
blunebottle over 5 years ago
Or a front bumper.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just remember to clean the bugs out of your teeth.
AlanM over 5 years ago
Breastworks
viking-riverrat over 5 years ago
Lucky the mom’s are not sumo wrestlers. That would hurt..
KEA over 5 years ago
Tough toenails, toddler, the only apparent reason for having kids these days is to show them off.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
“Mines pretty klutzy, I feel more like a bumper.”
rgcviper over 5 years ago
This might not be a bad gig, if you’re the hood ornament on a Lamborghini or a Bentley …
Made me smile.
breynolds33588 over 5 years ago
STUPID!