Close to Home by John McPherson for September 28, 2019

The results of our CAT scan reveal why you aren’t FELINE fine at this moment.;-D

But if you scanned his canine teeth, would you see dogs?

Watching too many cat videos on the internet perhaps?

He’s in a catatonic state.

I wouldn’t worry he’s actually in purrrfect condition.

most cats do not tell you the results of there scans. I know my cat has scanned me a number of times but only demands food or petting or play or to go out.

So if you tie a piece of buttered toast right side up to a cat’s back and drop him upside down how will he land?

A textbook toxoplasmosis x-ray signature.

Now waiting for the lab report. (Labrador)

Someone, pleeeeeaaase empty the litter box!

That’s what you get for watching to many cat videos on the inter-web. It has gone to your brain.

So they are parasites!

That’s nothing. Wait until you see the fee line on the doctor’s bill.

That’s fuzzy logic.

that’s doggone funny

Well, that’s the cat’s meow.

This cartoon gave me pause.

(Makes it hard to type.)

See today’s “Reality Check” for a different kind of brain scan.