Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2019

Haywire men seem to have no luck with women!

C’mon. R. J. isn’t gonna fall for this, is he?

He prefers waffles to pancakes.

HELP! JAILBREAK!

I don’t think Rip would be that gullible. Maybe not.

In Mayberry, they hang the key right outside the door.

Ka-BEWARE THE COUGAR!

She’s hot and he’s a teenage boy. Things are bound to go downhill.

Thanks Dan!

Like father like son, (and me) a sucker up for a redhead.Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

Got to remember that one for the next time I get put in the slammer , Taking a solo tour, accidentally got locked in… can’t fail !!

RJ hasn’t been hit on the head very often yet in his life as a freelance adventurer. He, unlike Rip, still has enough working brain cells to at least question what he’s being told. Though being a Haywire he will fall for it.

Just walk away, RJ. No good can come from helping that witch.

Wait, that’s Rip Haywire’s SON? Who’s his mother? Cobra?

I almost forgot about her… Couldn’t have her story end so quickly now, can we?

Pre-Catpocalypse, RJ had gotten about this age:

https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2013/12/23

And I had forgotten about TNT Junior whatever. Here’s Cobra, Rip, RJ, et al. in happier times.

https://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2012/12/24

Sure if this were more adult she could strip down and offer to ride him into next week. Then leave him dazed but immensely satisfied in the jail, naked since she took his clothes.