Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 30, 2019

If I were Wilson, I would’ve gone with one item or less.

I call it “walk through an unused checkout lane when you’re done looking and didn’t have anything to buy.”

Ziggy is shocked that it says “less” rather than “fewer”.

Computer nerds, who start counting at zero, can use that line, as can people who don’t know when the next decade starts. (It starts in about 15 months).

shoplifter’s lane?

If it was at Walmart, someone would still get in that line with month worth of groceries.

zero items or less? must be returning something

So, basically, it’s an exit…

Can I leave stuff there?

Welcome to the Zen Supermarket.

Items can be counted – that’s why there is an express lane for a certain number or below. FEWER!!

And ‘cash-only’.