By federal law now the worker has to warn the freeloader before changing anything otherwise the worker is subject to fines which will be redistributed to the freeloader with a portion kept by the government.
Oh, man, does this remind me of driving a 1950s stick shift woody over the Oregon Mountains to get to Seattle. And it was packed with STUFF. . .I didn’t think I’d make it. . .
His gate is definitely not of his species. It’s like he is goosestepping one side then the other. Now why would any of the bio-engineers would do this?
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
“Wait until I install my lift kit! You might need an oxygen mask up there.”
dcdete. about 5 years ago
So in the last panel, did the mean bird say that wisecrack on tortoise?
Watcher about 5 years ago
Open up your sunroof and watch him fall.
BigDaveGlass about 5 years ago
For a freeloader he’s got a big beak…
mrcooncat about 5 years ago
Should have jettisoned the useless weight on your back as you ascended that hill Mr. Tortoise …
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Smooth, John. You can hardly tell the difference! ;)
derdave969 about 5 years ago
Hes getting a nitrous system installed next week.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
Bird isn’t wearing his seat belt
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 5 years ago
Drop it in “Granny gear”!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Low gear, high gear….is the same speed….for turtle
ImaginaryFriend about 5 years ago
By federal law now the worker has to warn the freeloader before changing anything otherwise the worker is subject to fines which will be redistributed to the freeloader with a portion kept by the government.
Display about 5 years ago
Low gear give you more torque to get up a hill, but then of course everyone knows that torque is cheap.
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
He’s a cute little all wheel drive!
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
What? No “turtle cop” pulling them over and giving them citations for the bird not having its seat belt on and the turtle for not having “taillights?”
Triker2011 about 5 years ago
The tortise has got it all over me. Since I retired I have only 2 speeds, slow and dead stop. Usually the latter…
1953Baby about 5 years ago
Oh, man, does this remind me of driving a 1950s stick shift woody over the Oregon Mountains to get to Seattle. And it was packed with STUFF. . .I didn’t think I’d make it. . .
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Better darn well not use his Jake-brake on the downhill side.
Mediatech about 5 years ago
He’s going faster today because he used Turtle Wax.
hsawlrae about 5 years ago
18 wheelers too often have ‘turtle races’ up a steep hill.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wow! I wonder how many G’s they’re pulling?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
His gate is definitely not of his species. It’s like he is goosestepping one side then the other. Now why would any of the bio-engineers would do this?