Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2019

Love the chicken sitting on King Fink’s head.

“Why aren’t they free to run into the fox kennel?”

just like the feral chickens in Hawaii?

Freebird(s)!

Get me the cluck outta heeeeerrrrrre

My neighbors in Montana have chickens. They let them roam and the foxes love them!

“And get those tribbles off the bridge!”

Here are your eggs, fresh from the manure pile.

He thought “free range” was a cooking appliance.

Okay for the record, a castle is about as far from a ‘range’ as you can get and still be on dry land.

What part of “I’m the King and don’t use that tone with me” did he not understand?

That’ll put the king in a fowl mood.

“Free range” is just a lazy way of making money on chickens

If they’re on my property they’ll be on my dinner plate.

If it requires permission, it isn’t freedom.

If it requires others to participate, it isn’t a right.

If it makes no sense, I may have said it.

Fried chicken!

Chooky over at “Crumb” would love today’s strip.

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