Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 16, 2019

It was warm, soft and holey.

You could get stretched all out of shape trying to figure that one out. Plus you might find out where all the dust-bunnies are hiding. Since they are all probably in the same place.

Not only that. But you have to see where the ones that are just like them go.

All socks go to heaven?

I still say it’s Boober Fraggle. He’s always washing socks. Fraggles don’t wear socks!!

On The King Of Queens, Arthur lost a sock when it was still hanging out of the dryer.

One of my minor superpowers: I never lose socks in the laundry. Totally baffles my wife.

Why is it that people who have near death experiences (one form of out of body experience) never report seeing hell?

Tell us more and don’t give sock losers any static about it.

Socks shapeshift into coathangers. I thought everybody knew that.

What about car/home keys and ball-point pens? Are they mixed in with the odd socks or do they each have a planet of their own?

Remove the inner tub from your washing machine. You will find most, if not all, of your missing socks in the outer tub.

Married with Children answered that,the Aliens need them for Propulsion and Power in the Flying Saucers. Al’s were Industrial Strength ! :-)

My singles go atop my dresser for no more than two laundry cycles.

Well, tell us!