Bow-chicky-bow-wow…
Robbing the cradle, I’d say.
They look the same age to me.
He’ll be able to suck on her varicose veins!
It’s still a better love story than Twilight!
He must have a huge blood bank account!
Harold and Maude?
“She’s just my type. AB negative.”
Coraline the Cougar
Oh right! But it’s OK when a male vampire does it? Lousy double standard! You go girl!
She roamed The lairs for centuries and finally found the vamp of her nightmares…
I vant to drrrrrink your bloooooood! BLah BLah BLah
Bats in her belfry? Nope, all the 900 year old guys have ED.
See “What We Do in the Shadows.”
Cougar and Boy Toy.
If my eyes don’t deceive me, there’s something going wrong around here.
Cougpire.
I’d say she was going after young blood, but what blood
Makes sense, actually. Male vampires get staked in the heart at an earlier age then the females so it all balances out.
Wow! She doesn’t look a day over 823.
She’s just going to put the bite on him for everything she can, then, kick him to the crypt.
Age is just a number. A very large number.
or robbing the grave?
September 06, 2014
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Bow-chicky-bow-wow…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
Robbing the cradle, I’d say.
stillfickled Premium Member over 5 years ago
They look the same age to me.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’ll be able to suck on her varicose veins!
Gent over 5 years ago
It’s still a better love story than Twilight!
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
He must have a huge blood bank account!
ACK! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Harold and Maude?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago
“She’s just my type. AB negative.”
katzenbooks45 over 5 years ago
Coraline the Cougar
Znox11 over 5 years ago
Oh right! But it’s OK when a male vampire does it? Lousy double standard! You go girl!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
She roamed The lairs for centuries and finally found the vamp of her nightmares…
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
I vant to drrrrrink your bloooooood! BLah BLah BLah
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Bats in her belfry? Nope, all the 900 year old guys have ED.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
See “What We Do in the Shadows.”
1MadHat Premium Member over 5 years ago
Cougar and Boy Toy.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
If my eyes don’t deceive me, there’s something going wrong around here.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
Cougpire.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’d say she was going after young blood, but what blood
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Makes sense, actually. Male vampires get staked in the heart at an earlier age then the females so it all balances out.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Wow! She doesn’t look a day over 823.
tinstar over 5 years ago
She’s just going to put the bite on him for everything she can, then, kick him to the crypt.
FrankSF Premium Member over 5 years ago
Age is just a number. A very large number.
billgee about 5 years ago
or robbing the grave?