Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 13, 2020
April 12, 2020
April 14, 2020
Transcript:
Hamhock: I can't believe you never buy anything for less than a hundred dollars! How much did you pay for that martini? Captain Victorious: $200. Hamhock: For one martini? How much do you pay for a bottle of vodka? Captain: I bought this one for... a thousand dollars. Hamhock: A thousand...?!! Captain: But it's imported, see? "IL" stands for "Iceland." Hamhock: Chicago, Iceland? Captain: "Chicago"! Man, they got some funny names over there...
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago
If he’s dumb enough to pay that much, he deserves it.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Cap, I’d like to be your next bartender.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
P.T. Barnum, you didn’t foresee the half of it!
etonry over 4 years ago
Any price the buyer and seller agree to is a fair price. So, buyer beware.
Dr_Fogg over 4 years ago
I have some rocks for sale. Great price too. :-)
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Yep, getting up to Bixby the personal shopper fast.