Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 02, 2020
November 01, 2020
November 03, 2020
Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Bixby, I can't believe you told Slappy Boy to say I was gonna marry him! Bixby: Scrappy Lad... Moxie: It's ruining my career! I look like a delusional lunatic, running around with a cheap gold-digger! Bixby: OK, OK, Moxie... relax. I can fix this. Let's see... Scrappy Lad: What!?! Moxie Gumption Widowed! Scrappy Lad killed in avocado heist.
distortion Premium Member about 4 years ago
Serves Slappy Boy right.
TheFiddleBackSpider about 4 years ago
Avocado heist?
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“Next, our contestants will sing a Doo-Wop song about Scrappy Lad, who died tragically in a freak avocado accident…” ☺
Dragoncat about 4 years ago
Face it, Slappy Boy… You’re dead to her.
AndrewSihler about 4 years ago
What was Bixby just saying about “the lying”?
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Ah, so L Louis Lameson is actually Bixby’s pen name.