Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 02, 2020
November 01, 2020
November 03, 2020
Transcript:
Moxie Gumption: Bixby, I can't believe you told Slappy Boy to say I was gonna marry him! Bixby: Scrappy Lad... Moxie: It's ruining my career! I look like a delusional lunatic, running around with a cheap gold-digger! Bixby: OK, OK, Moxie... relax. I can fix this. Let's see... Scrappy Lad: What!?! Moxie Gumption Widowed! Scrappy Lad killed in avocado heist.
Serves Slappy Boy right.